1. "Discounts are fleeting, my power is not"

2. "Online shopping? I'm not going to have my sleeping place taken away from me"

3. "All shopping bags are mine"

4. "I can do chaos too"

5. "Black Friday deals? A laser pointer for people. Only we can do that"

6. "Whatever is bought, I can wear it best"

7. "We have a message"

8. "Guess who snapped up the sushi deal?"

9. "Only we are good with cardboard boxes"

10. "We spread more joy than a Black Friday deal"
